UBS Shameless

An Ensign in Starfleet, Ms Adventure earned her namesake while posted with the Starfleet Division of Commercial Propaganda in New New York. She was eager to see some excitement, get into the action, "even a surprise or two." Her superiors cautioned the eager officer to be careful what she wished for, and.... absolutely nothing happened. She had neither adventures nor even mis-adventures. After going temporarily insane during a particularly grueling "synergy" meeting for the new IDIC pin advertising campaign, she came to her senses three months later mysteriously married to humble holodeck technician Liften "Noodles" Kherry.