Liften Kherry
Kherry was a humble, overworked holodeck technician on Picon Beta, who snuck aboard ship to take shelter during what has become known as "The Great Clarion Painsphere Scourging." While he was there, he figured he'd do what came naturally, and started fixing the ships holodeck. And then he couldn't help but notice the food replicators were running awful slow. And then there was that annoying whine in the turbolift... By the time the Shameless warped screaming out of orbit, Noodles was left no choice but to join the crew, where he finally embraced his inner slackatude, and rose to the ranks of Relaxation head.