Crew
For years, Captain Hellion has struggled tirelessly to assemble the finest crew of slackers and relaxanauts in the Galaxy! (Clicking on a crew member link will open up their profile [under construction])
COMMAND
CO: Captain Rayne Hellion
XO: Commander Rhandom Bhagczech
Ambassador Plunder Bunny
ENGINEERING
Lt. Commander Jeeeeeem Wilson (Dept. Head)
Ensign Tickleme Highball
Ensign En Zen
Ensign S.N. Emma
Ensign Curious Lee Strong
Ensign Knotty Crusher
RELAXATION
Lt. Commander Liften "Noodles" Kherry (Dept. Head)
Lt Manhora
Ensign Smurfalicious
Ensign Adora Deflora
Ensign Ms. Adventure
Ensign Barbie Q. Saucy
Ensign Luna Touchgood
Ensign Lolli Charms
MEDICAL
Lt. Commander SMEE (Dept. Head)
Head Nurse Lady Wetnurse
Ensign Baroness Von Schotz
Ensign Dr. Phil McCracken
Ensign Venus Guytrap
Ensign Khaan Kokter
Ensign Rex Pendable
SECURITY
Lt. Commander Üps Ronghol (Dept. Head)
Ensign Gus Pacho
Ensign Raleigh Hammered
Ensign Pourgie La Gorge
Ensign Hanover Fiste
Ensign Rochambeau
Ensign Gunner Shankavitch
Ensign Grabbe Hancock
Ensign Pop Starr
PARTY MARINES
Err L. Flynn
Gidit' Nao
Hob'it Nao
COMMUNICATIONS
Ensign Vindow Viper
Ensign Ivan A. Brewski
Ensign Miss Kitty Darling
JAG (ermeister)
Miss Demeanor
Intelligence
Ensign Sp00k